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:iconseriouslemongrab: Use these, and I guarentee that you can have anyone you want.


"MY CASTLE IS... IN.... UNACCEPTABLLLEEE CONDITIIIOONNN WITHOUT YOOOOUUUU!!!!!! UNACCEPTABLLLEEE!!!!"

"YOUR BOOTY IS... IN... ACCEPTABLLLEEE CONDITIIIOONN!! ACCEPTABLLLLLEEEEE!!!!!

"THIRTY DAYS IN THE LOVE-DUNGEON!"

"NUUUuuuuuuooooooooooooO0000000000000UUUUUUUGGHHH!!!!!!!!"

"THIRTY-FOUR DAYS IN THE DUNGEON... and, perhaps, dinner and a movie, if you're interested?"

"THREE HOURS BEDROOM!"

"IS THAT A LEMON IN YOUR POCKET, OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?!?!?"

"IS THAT A RICE CAKE IN YOUR POCKET, OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME!?!?!??!"

"BEDROOM! SEVEN YEARS, NO FOREPLAY! C'MON... LET'S MOVE IT!!!"

"LET ME LICK YOU ALL OVER, MY LITTLE RICE CAKE!!!" :iconricecakelemongrabplz:

"YOU GET ME MORE EXCITED THAN A BOWL OF MASHED CARROTS!!!!!"

"DID YOU KNOW THAT GENETICALLY ENGINEERED LEMON CANDY/HUMAN HYBRIDS ARE GREAT AT MATH?! YES... TAKE THE TWO OF US, ADD THE LOVE-DUNGEON, SUBTRACT THE CLOTHES, DIVIDE THE LEGS, AND *pelvic thrust* HHHNNNNGGG!!!!MULTIPLY!!!!!!!!!!"

:iconlemongrabplz:
:iconeridanthrustplz:

"YOU'RE THE "LEMON" TO MY "SNATCH," IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING!!!!1!"

"OOOOOOONE MMMILLION YEEEEEEARS, BEDROOM!!!!"

"MMMMMLLLLLUUUUGUGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"



:icontheearloflemongrab: IF ANYONE THINKS OF ANY OTHERS, LET ME KNOW!!!
:iconlemonhorseplz: Dear God, Master Lemongrab! Have you NO SHAME?!


(a note from the creator of the account, not Lemongrab: FFFFFF What the FUCK?!?! Anyway, I REEEEALLY wanted to do one with Lemon Horse, and one referencing "the thing..." but I couldn't think of anything. Please contribute others, so I can add them to this lovely repertoire. )
  • Listening to: "Three Minutes Dungeon" PengoSolvent
  • Reading: words
  • Watching: screen
  • Playing: CERTAINLY NOT DROP BALL!
  • Eating: burned rice cakes
  • Drinking: lukewarm tap water
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:icondiscord666:
discord666 Jan 23, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
baby, you are acceptable.
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:iconbecketttsgirl:
THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!

I LOVE YOU LEMONGRAB!!!!!!!
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:iconcoychimera:
CoyChimera Dec 16, 2013  Student General Artist
"NnnnuuUUrrrrrAAAAGGGHHHH!!" XD
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:iconinvaderbeckyandclad:
Lol these lines are great XD
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:iconantigravityfox:
AntiGravityFox Jul 5, 2013  Student General Artist
I CAN'T I JUST I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
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:icondarkangle213:
darkangle213 Apr 1, 2013  Student Artist
to Lemongrab
YOUR BOOTY IS... IN... ACCEPTABLLLEEE CONDITIIIOONN!! ACCEPTABLLLLLEEEEE!!!!!
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:iconbakery-chan:
Bakery-Chan Feb 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Hehehe how about "I 'RIDE' LEMON HORSE ALL DAY. SHALL I TEACH YOU HOW?"
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:iconredpanda-chama:
RedPanda-chama Nov 23, 2011  Student General Artist
"DID YOU KNOW THAT GENETICALLY ENGINEERED LEMON CANDY/HUMAN HYBRIDS ARE GREAT AT MATH?! YES... TAKE THE TWO OF US, ADD THE LOVE-DUNGEON, SUBTRACT THE CLOTHES, DIVIDE THE LEGS, AND *pelvic thrust* HHHNNNNGGG!!!!MULTIPLY!!!!!!!!!!"

XD I JUST DIED.
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:icontheearloflemongrab:
:iconsadlemongrab: I killed... someone? D<:

:iconlemongrabplz: HHHHHUUUUUWWWWAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!:cries:@!!!!!22!!21222!11!!!! D<X
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:iconredpanda-chama:
RedPanda-chama Nov 24, 2011  Student General Artist
EAAAARRRRRLLLLL. :U
(GUUUUUUUURL)
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