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:iconseriouslemongrab: Use these, and I guarentee that you can have anyone you want.


"MY CASTLE IS... IN.... UNACCEPTABLLLEEE CONDITIIIOONNN WITHOUT YOOOOUUUU!!!!!! UNACCEPTABLLLEEE!!!!"

"YOUR BOOTY IS... IN... ACCEPTABLLLEEE CONDITIIIOONN!! ACCEPTABLLLLLEEEEE!!!!!

"THIRTY DAYS IN THE LOVE-DUNGEON!"

"NUUUuuuuuuooooooooooooO0000000000000UUUUUUUGGHHH!!!!!!!!"

"THIRTY-FOUR DAYS IN THE DUNGEON... and, perhaps, dinner and a movie, if you're interested?"

"THREE HOURS BEDROOM!"

"IS THAT A LEMON IN YOUR POCKET, OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?!?!?"

"IS THAT A RICE CAKE IN YOUR POCKET, OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME!?!?!??!"

"BEDROOM! SEVEN YEARS, NO FOREPLAY! C'MON... LET'S MOVE IT!!!"

"LET ME LICK YOU ALL OVER, MY LITTLE RICE CAKE!!!" :iconricecakelemongrabplz:

"YOU GET ME MORE EXCITED THAN A BOWL OF MASHED CARROTS!!!!!"

"DID YOU KNOW THAT GENETICALLY ENGINEERED LEMON CANDY/HUMAN HYBRIDS ARE GREAT AT MATH?! YES... TAKE THE TWO OF US, ADD THE LOVE-DUNGEON, SUBTRACT THE CLOTHES, DIVIDE THE LEGS, AND *pelvic thrust* HHHNNNNGGG!!!!MULTIPLY!!!!!!!!!!"

:iconlemongrabplz:
:iconeridanthrustplz:

"YOU'RE THE "LEMON" TO MY "SNATCH," IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING!!!!1!"

"OOOOOOONE MMMILLION YEEEEEEARS, BEDROOM!!!!"

"MMMMMLLLLLUUUUGUGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"



:icontheearloflemongrab: IF ANYONE THINKS OF ANY OTHERS, LET ME KNOW!!!
:iconlemonhorseplz: Dear God, Master Lemongrab! Have you NO SHAME?!


(a note from the creator of the account, not Lemongrab: FFFFFF What the FUCK?!?! Anyway, I REEEEALLY wanted to do one with Lemon Horse, and one referencing "the thing..." but I couldn't think of anything. Please contribute others, so I can add them to this lovely repertoire. )
  • Listening to: "Three Minutes Dungeon" PengoSolvent
  • Reading: words
  • Watching: screen
  • Playing: CERTAINLY NOT DROP BALL!
  • Eating: burned rice cakes
  • Drinking: lukewarm tap water
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:iconxxpandygurlxx:
XxPandygurlxX Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2015
I love the math one. It is not only very creative but also very funny. XD
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:iconwakalover2:
wakalover2 Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015  Student General Artist
X'DD

I m Cry in om FG
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:icondarkspyro360:
darkspyro360 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
"NUHNUHNUHNUH PUT ME IN YOUR OVEN!!!!"

"TAKE OFF YOUR THINGS!"

"MAKE ANOTHER ME!"

"TIME TO UNDERSTAND MY LEMON-STYLZZZZZZZ!!!!"

That's all I got. This was amazing! LEMONGRAB IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS EVER I UNDERSTAND HIS LEMON-STYLE! Thank you for making my day, I'm giggling like an idiot in my room right. This... was... ACCEPTABLE!
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:iconpianotrickster:
PianoTrickster Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Chillaid  would Earl use any of these?
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:iconchillaid:
Chillaid Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2015  Student General Artist
Ye s 

He  has  too

"THREE HOURS BEDROOM!" HAS been used in Lemonnation hue~
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:iconpianotrickster:
PianoTrickster Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
XD oh glob
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:iconvizualburzt:
ViZualBurZt Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
This was freaking amazing! I used them for my boyfriends valentines day card. Here's one you can use--- "LEMON SQUEEZE MY BOOTY" or "TAKE MY HAND AND LEMON SQUEEZE IT....or my booty thats fine too ;)" or something along those lines
"MY LIFE WITHOUT YOU IS UNACCEPTABLE!"
or "I FIND YOU ACCEPTABLE!"
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:icontunder2510:
Tunder2510 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:XD: If guy told me any of these lines ( Well... SOME. Some seem like from girl to guy ) i would MARRY HIM FOR ONE MILLION YEARS, HAVE MANY ACCEPTABLE KIDS WITH HIM AND DIE IN MY OVEN... but at least we would be together....
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:iconmacmacaroni:
MacMacaroni Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
I'm surprised you didn't use "TAKE OFF YOUR THINGS!!!" from "You Made Me". 
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:iconjetxwaveluva:
Jetxwaveluva Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2014  Professional Artist
"HMMM If I can rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together!"
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:iconsakya-chan:
Sakya-Chan Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
omfg. A dude in my math class pulled the ""THIRTY-FOUR DAYS IN THE DUNGEON... and, perhaps, dinner and a movie, if you're interested?" one on me last week. This must be where he got it from :u
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:iconkayanne21:
kayanne21 Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
First one would probably work...
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:icondiscord666:
discord666 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
baby, you are acceptable.
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:iconbecketttsgirl:
becketttsgirl Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014
THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!

I LOVE YOU LEMONGRAB!!!!!!!
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:iconcoychimera:
CoyChimera Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2013   Artist
"NnnnuuUUrrrrrAAAAGGGHHHH!!" XD
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:iconinvaderbeckyandclad:
InvaderBeckyandClad Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013
Lol these lines are great XD
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:iconantigravityfox:
AntiGravityFox Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Student General Artist
I CAN'T I JUST I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
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:icondarkangle213:
darkangle213 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Student Artist
to Lemongrab
YOUR BOOTY IS... IN... ACCEPTABLLLEEE CONDITIIIOONN!! ACCEPTABLLLLLEEEEE!!!!!
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:iconbakery-chan:
Bakery-Chan Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Hehehe how about "I 'RIDE' LEMON HORSE ALL DAY. SHALL I TEACH YOU HOW?"
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:iconredpanda-chama:
RedPanda-chama Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2011  Student General Artist
"DID YOU KNOW THAT GENETICALLY ENGINEERED LEMON CANDY/HUMAN HYBRIDS ARE GREAT AT MATH?! YES... TAKE THE TWO OF US, ADD THE LOVE-DUNGEON, SUBTRACT THE CLOTHES, DIVIDE THE LEGS, AND *pelvic thrust* HHHNNNNGGG!!!!MULTIPLY!!!!!!!!!!"

XD I JUST DIED.
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:icontheearloflemongrab:
TheEarlofLemongrab Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2011
:iconsadlemongrab: I killed... someone? D<:

:iconlemongrabplz: HHHHHUUUUUWWWWAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!:cries:@!!!!!22!!21222!11!!!! D<X
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:iconredpanda-chama:
RedPanda-chama Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2011  Student General Artist
EAAAARRRRRLLLLL. :U
(GUUUUUUUURL)
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:icontheearloflemongrab:
TheEarlofLemongrab Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2011
:iconlemongrab: !!!! YOU'RE ALIVE?!??!!

:iconfistpumplemongrab: HUZZAH!!!!

((Was that "guuuuurl" a Fish Hooks reference?! :D I LOVE Fish Hooks!!! ))
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:iconredpanda-chama:
RedPanda-chama Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2011  Student General Artist
[YES it was. :iconravesplz:]

I'm alive~ :'D *throws flower petals errywhere*
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:icontheearloflemongrab:
TheEarlofLemongrab Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2011
YAY!
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:iconswimmyanimaddie:
swimmyanimaddie Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
do you use these pickup lines on pg or the lemon countess? o.o
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:icontheearloflemongrab:
TheEarlofLemongrab Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2011
I believed I used some of them on Prince Gumball, but those times were different.

Now, when I interact with a love interest, typically my face turns as pink as the pinkest of pink lemonade, and I get nervous and scream, then hand her a flower, or several, then run away flailing my arms.
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:iconnightmaresquirrel:
NightmareSquirrel Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconfapplz:
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:icontheearloflemongrab:
TheEarlofLemongrab Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2011
:iconlemongrabplz::iconsaysplz: DUNGEON!!!
:iconeridanthrustplz:
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:iconnightmaresquirrel:
NightmareSquirrel Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconpelvicthrustplz:
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:icontheearloflemongrab:
TheEarlofLemongrab Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2011
WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO
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:iconnightmaresquirrel:
NightmareSquirrel Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:icontrollfaceplz:
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:icontheearloflemongrab:
TheEarlofLemongrab Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2011
trololol
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:iconnightmaresquirrel:
NightmareSquirrel Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
trololol (penis)
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:icontheearloflemongrab:
TheEarlofLemongrab Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2011
I HAVE ONE!!! :iconlemongrab:
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:iconcybertroniangirl01:
CybertronianGirl01 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
..... *dead*
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:iconcybertroniangirl01:
CybertronianGirl01 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
(THAT. WAS. HYSTERICAL.)
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:icontheearloflemongrab:
TheEarlofLemongrab Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2011
:iconlemongrab: WHAT IS AMUSING ABOUT MY PAIN!??!
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:iconcybertroniangirl01:
CybertronianGirl01 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Nothing.....Just....your AMAZING pick up lines.
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:icontheearloflemongrab:
TheEarlofLemongrab Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2011
WELL DON'T LAUGH!!!!
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:iconthebluefairy1940:
TheBlueFairy1940 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lemongrabbbbb... you`re so dirty...

(I rofled at this..)
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:icontheearloflemongrab:
TheEarlofLemongrab Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2011
(I had WAAAAAAY too much fun with this.

Can u write some Python pick-up lines? That would be epicness and epicosity.)
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:iconthebluefairy1940:
TheBlueFairy1940 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I`ll try to come up with some. Maybe some that a certain set of identical twins will use in the upcoming Prom chapter.
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:iconpaperteddy:
PaperTeddy Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Oh my!:blush: I-I didnt know you liked me in THAT way
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:icontheearloflemongrab:
TheEarlofLemongrab Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2011
:iconlemongrab: Hnnnnng! I DON'T LIKE YOU LIKE THAT!!!!!!11!!!
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:iconpaperteddy:
PaperTeddy Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
WELL THEN!GOOD BYE TO YOU! *gets on Lemon Horse and goes away*
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:icontheearloflemongrab:
TheEarlofLemongrab Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2011
LEMON HORSE!!! COME BACK!!!! I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAAALL!!!!!!!
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:iconpaperteddy:
PaperTeddy Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
:iconlemonhorseplz: umm...MOO??
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:icontheearloflemongrab:
TheEarlofLemongrab Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2011
:iconlemongrab: !!!
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