TheEarlofLemongrab

     The battle against the Lich was won. The field and the surrounding landscape was charred, and scattered with the charred, bloodied corpses of foot soldiers and warriors. There was no time to celebrate or grieve. What mattered most to Princess Bubblegum was finding the survivors of the chaotic scene, and identifying the bodies of the fallen.     Finn and Jake stared out at the gory sugarbowl, the massive crevice that was once the Candy Kingdom. BMO climbed up Jake's back and sat atop his shoulders like a small child. Everyone had been a hero that day- even the smallest and most insignificant of people had done their part to protect thei

     Nurse Pound Cake smiled, and offered the dumbfounded Princess Bubblegum the light green blanket bundle that contained the sleeping infant Lemongrab.      "Would you like to hold him?" the nurse asked sweetly.      Reluctantly, Princess Bubblegum held out her arms to claim her baby. Finn's eyes widened, and he leaned closer to get a better look at the baby earl.      "Hello, there," the princess said. She was more nervous than anything else.      The sleepy baby opened his eyes. They were the same dull, black e

     A cool breeze stirred the leaves of the forest floor. Buttery, warm sunlight shined through the canopy of emerald green trees, illuminating Finn and Jake's path below.      "You mean you're totally over PB?" Jake asked.      Finn nodded with a smile. "Yeah," he insisted. He blushed. "You think FP would come over if I asked her? I have some oven mitts- I could hug her."      "Just follow your heart, man," said Jake. "If you think FP's the one, go for her."      "Yeah… but-" Finn began.    &#

On the first day of Christmas, Lemongrab gave to me A tiny little awesome lemon tree. On the second day of Christmas, Lemongrab gave to me Two lime belt buckles And a tiny little awesome lemon tree. On the third day of Christmas, Lemongrab gave to me THREE HOURS DUNGEON, Two lime belt buckles, And a tiny little awesome lemon tree. On the fourth day of Christmas, Lemongrab gave to me Four tasteless rice cakes THREE HOURS DUNGEON Two lime belt buckles And a tiny little awesome lemon tree. On the fifth day of Christmas, Lemongrab gave to me Five peppermints Four tasteless rice cakes, THREE HOURS DUNGEON, Two lime belt buckles